1)Downing a 40 in 20 mins..it may sound good but you'll be miles away from a bathroom and there's no privacy in the sand dunes. 2)Getting on the camel behind the pissing camel.. they can hold a lot of water and piss forever. 3)Racing your camels..it sounds fun but your bun will pay for it the next day. 4)Getting to close up and personal in your camels face.. their chompers can take big bites. 5) Any camel named "Michael Jackson" it's just too creepy.